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May 24, 2017 at 12:59PM

Ever feel like you’re on a hidden camera prank show?

I walk briskly away when I pass the pottery Kroger has an entire row devoted to. Kitchen-ware and whatnot and a pair of employees are unboxing stuff when one drops some sort of ceramic jar or something to the floor, shattering that.

Okay… now to the bakery, where a clumsy old man swipes a bunch of pie halves in plastic off a shelf and one falls open clumping the pie to the ground.

Now it’s starting to get surreal. I headed to the line to pay and just as I hit the line, someone in the aisle behind me spills some glass jar of something to the ground, shattering that.

I mean, FOUR times? Technically one was a pie and only two were jars but it was absolute chaos and I’m not kidding when I say this all happened in under five minutes.