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if dogs could talk… You know they’d be saying, “You gonna eat that?” like, nonstop.

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i think we already have enough youth… Howsabout a *Fountain of smart?

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Hrmm… this seems kinda familiar

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“Today I need 2 pots of coffee. One to drink, & one to put my feet in.” ~Bob Collier

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“i fly people”

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February 16, 2017 at 11:30PM

You know that guy stumbling like Bub in “Day of the Dead” with the long, unshaven beard matted with food, muttering angrily to himself that his big toe hurts and he just wants to cut it off as his crazy eyes dart suspiciously side to side with pathos and mania barely seething under the veneer of another face in the crowd? Yeah… that was me just now through the grocery store.


One would think captain crunch should have amazing abs.

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i think a pretty good thing to have as your epitaph on your gravestone would be, “It didn’t make me stronger.”

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February 15, 2017 at 10:09PM

Over the past few hours things have been getting worse. Calling my nuerologist tomorrow. Lots of pain in my foot and all sorts of jabs and electric jolts in my toes and the sole. Right now my little toe is just buzzing like pinpricks. My blood sugar has been between 180 and 200 and I started a new diabetes med today in addition to the one I already take. I’m in purgatory right now where time has no meaning. Can’t really focus on much.


i dunno why i thought this would be a challenge for a second… “Name a drink without the letter E in it.”

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What if you lived in Pompeii, & played that “the floor is lava” game

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Why can’t coffee just come out good?

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February 04, 2017 at 01:08PM

What nobody tells you about any major disease is how it wears away on you psychologically. We are all prisoners to the mechanics of our own bodies. We’d like to think we are in control of our own lives but then this thing comes along and sweeps you up in its ebb and flow of its own direction. This thing… it has no regard for your plans, hopes, dreams, aspirations… any of that. It doesn’t care if you have enough money to deal with it or your life or those around you who depend upon you. But it is a part of you all the same. So often, people with great intentions will posit some miracle cure they just know will help you. Just do this thing and it will all be gone. It seems tempting, but this very, very rarely works and often, it shifts the blame onto you. If you’d only taken this step, you wouldn’t be suffering right now. And that belies the whole problem. Most of the time, if you are following the advice of your doctor… you know, the person who graduated medical school and spent years studying the very thing you are now grappling with, then you really are doing whatever you have within your control. But this monster that is you rages on. It’s humbling. It hangs in your thoughts. Because the idea that you could do just one thing and make it all stop constantly fires in the background. It is in these most dire moments, I feel like a slave to myself, and I resent this feeling deeply.


So hard to believe it, my grandfather Robert “Bob” Collier has passed away. The family desires prayers.

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“So, what kind of music do you like?”

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It is not cool when you tell someone something bad, & then they have to one-up you & say something like, “Oh that’s nothing… You wouldn’t believe what happened to me…”

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February 03, 2017 at 12:27PM

I’m having an MS flare-up. Out home for the week. Just feeling a lot of pain and lost sleep. Resting and I’m okay. No vibes or sympathy required. Just informing anyone who cares.


You wish you had the Jim Nabors 8 track cassette!

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Riah Collier

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Hey since we’ve learned *Beyonce is pregnant with twins, shouldn’t she *Beytwice?

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