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November 18, 2017 at 06:49PM

That moment when you are about to create a thread like “Don’t you hate it when…” and then you decide to look it up on google and find out that it is not in fact something that happens to everyone…


There’s surely some significance to the fact that “Mature” & “Manure” are so close in their spelling.

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i just don’t understand why i have to *prove i am who i am… to pay my bills online. If someone else wants to impersonate me to come along & get on the stupid website & pay my bills… LET THEM!!!

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So… who was the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B?

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You can’t argue my opinion if i say it’s my opinion that Bailey’s Irish Coffee Creamer tastes like Kaopectate.

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i dunno if monday the 13th, or friday the 13th is scarier…

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Pumpkin Spice eyeliner? Have we gone too far?

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Particle physics helped scientists discover there’s some unfounded chamber in the great pyramid of Giza. That’s nothing! i got my pizza order right! And without* help!

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Double negatives are a no-no.

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When you work at the fire hydrant factory you can’t park anywhere near the place.

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Well, well, well… Welcome to stutter class.

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i thought it was just they couldn’t get along or whatever, that had Tom Delonge out* of Blink 182. But he was on Joe Rogan, & now i think… maybe he’s insane?

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i graduated – top of my class! It was anger management class.

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Dance like no one is watching… they’re loooking at their 📱

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My son helped his mom & i put up a 7 foot clown!

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Was thinking of getting new shoes, but not velcro… total rip off!

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My son says “We’re bodybuilding.”

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Kids had a great time running around the track at the fun run!

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“Please…” i whisper as the tears begin to flow, “stay with me. i need you!” …but alas, my wifi signal dropped out.

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My dog has a bad habit of chasing people on a bike. Maybe i should take the bike away?

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Just checked my farmville 4 years later… now it’s a walmart

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Wow… the moon looks huge!

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i guess this means no one’s telling me how to feel about NFL players for a while.

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You guys know what the minimal hours are that employees can work & still be considered full time?

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