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So how many zombies would rob zombie rob, if rob zombie could rob zombies? 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️

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October 17, 2018 at 01:35PM

Regarding my upcoming purge.

My new account for Art and Music will be here:
https://ift.tt/2PM4BEw

If you want to follow me as an artist, musician, capper, piler, etc. then send requests there. Because I am shutting this account down completely on November 1st and am setting up a new personal one for friends and family with no connection whatsoever to my other half. We will, for all intents and purposes, be two distinct people unconnected in any way.


Kinda gave a coworker a bit of a hard time about going on a trip where there’s gonna be gambling involved. It’s not like i think that’s really terrible, spend your money how you want… but you never beat “the house.” Kind of a waste of time, was my point. As i look down at my phone… where i play candy crush.

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Y’all can be *woke* imma be sleep!

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“I can’t stand stuck up bodies of water. It’s like, get over yourself Lake Superior!”

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Just here to give you a glimmer of nope.

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Changed my password to incorrect, so when i get it wrong, it tells me right away, “The password is incorrect.” #Genius

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When life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia

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October 01, 2018 at 04:10PM

The purge is coming!

Due to some stuff that happened to the family and all the events in the news, I am shutting down my current Facebook account. I will be reopening a more personal page for friends and family and a separate page for music and art. On November 1st I will be opening those two accounts so please, if you receive a friend request from one or both of these, accept them.

Honestly, though, expect me to get even less personal on Facebook. Mostly, this is done for security of myself and my loved ones. All my associated groups and pages will either be gone or I will no longer have membership. Please let anyone who needs to know be aware of this.

Thanks! Love you all!


Politicians want us to fight each other.

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Who wants to see an old picture of my pride and joy?

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i’m far from distancing myself from anything.

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Got some sweet crocs!

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‘“Lillian Pumpernickel” that’s rapper Lil’ Pumps full name.’Chaz Merritt

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Ahhh… rain! Glad to hear it coming on this 90+ degree day…

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i could take sugar, sweet & low, splenda, or stevia in my coffee… You could say i’m ambidextrose.

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Well i thought there were 5 steps to the scientific method… my kids homework says otherwise!

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Why does “Where’s Waldo?” wear stripes? * * * * * He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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All you people making fun of hipsters probably don’t even have a favorite kombucha flavor!

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With a ban on straws what’s left to grasp?

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“I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, & cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci is in town, go see him. That should pick you up. Man bursts into tears. But doctor, he says, I am Pagliacci. Good joke.”

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i mean, if you steal $10k worth of ramen noodles, you’re probably gonna be disappointed.

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Bears vs. Giants… sounds like something i’d rather watch on discovery channel or syfy instead of NFL

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Did anyone ever find out what was eating gilbert grape?

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