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Bears vs. Giants… sounds like something i’d rather watch on discovery channel or syfy instead of NFL

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Did anyone ever find out what was eating gilbert grape?

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Something strange is flying over my house.

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Had to chase the new bus driver 🚌 down the street! Yes, it’s funny!

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Surely Keke can’t love dancing that bad

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Question: Where does Peter Pan have lunch? * * * Wendy’s.

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i heard that Alex Jones was getting banned from eyetunes & fakebook. Like so much else political… NO ONE CARES

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Why do we have to have a grass lawn? Not saying it should be dirt…it could very easily be concrete! Could park anywhere, wouldn’t need a driveway, basketball games wouldn’t have to worry with street traffic, could set up a net… make some tennis courts… lots of possibilities for sports!

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What’s the name of that movie about a horse? 🐎

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August 04, 2018 at 12:48PM

If dogs could talk, they would never tell knock knock jokes. The joke would start, and they’d immediately leap up and run barking like idiots.


Be nice! Just because a chicken comes from Jamaica, it doesn’t mean it’s a jerk! Phooey!

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Me: “i get it, never run with scissors. Never go swimming within 30 minutes of recent eating. It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up again.” Police officer: “That’s not how a field sobriety test works, sir.” Me: “Never moon a werewolf. Forgot that one!”

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Twilight is on amazon prime movies. Bre’s excited.

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Riah Collier:“Who’s the shortest man in the Bible?” Me:“Not sure, wanna tell me?” “Knee-high-miah.”

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Bre: “I’m a better actress than you.” Me: “i am not an actress.” …But i play one on tv.

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Not too sure about this “an apple a day” mess. Look what happened to Eve. Or Snow White. Or any pig at a luau.

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July 19, 2018 at 04:22PM

The worst parts of fatigue with MS… the world does not stop at your liesure. People don’t understand or refuse to accept it (which can be doubly crushing if you care about them). Being told to fight throught it or worst of all… they think there is nothing wrong.

They are.

Dunno why it is hitting me more and harder lately. If I could fight it back I most definitely would. I can feel it growing sometime… Oncoming like a slow-moving but determined semi truck. I just have this moment where I am like, “Great. There go my plans for the day.”


July 18, 2018 at 02:12PM

The only thing worse than the fatigue I am suffering right now is having my niece over at the same time (I can’t do anything with her!) and having some really great ideas burning inspiration in me and yet I can scarcely move. I hate this so much. I’d scream if I could.


July 16, 2018 at 04:40PM

My fatigue is setting in like a predatory beast. It rolls in low, weighing on my shoulders first. I will try anything. A shower. A walk. Watching TV. Soon it becomes unbearable as the weight hangs from my head, rolling around it. It is a thief, stealing my time. And so it goes…


“Dude, what’s up with that pic?” “i don’t wanna taco bout it.”

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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More headlines i missed: “The misuse of users data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.”

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This 4th of july was a great reminder of how useless the dog would be in a war.

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Ooh beat that girl Watch her scream Kicking the dancing queen

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