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What if i find myself triggered by the trigger warning?

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January 17, 2018 at 08:51AM

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.


January 12, 2018 at 07:20PM

Does the Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority have any other names?


maybe a good new year resolution for me would be to actually finish someth

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Hi everyone. My name’s Chuck, & much to my chagrin, well… i’m a music snob.

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Just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i’ll let ya’ll know what happens.

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Instead of going to starbucks, what about making your own bad tasting coffee, then you write your own name on the cup wrong & yell out your name incorrectly? And what if you just light a $10 bill on fire?

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Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

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Had a strange moment with the young lady at the coffee drive through.

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uh oh i’m hearing about possible snow flurries! Better go buy ALL THE MILK AND THE BREAD!!!

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Dunno what your new year plans are, but i wanna go to the lake & light up the night with fireworks! We’ll have a blast! Consider this a personal invitation Alex Andrews& Bar Andrews, Adam Gregory Simpson, Jack Frost & Joy, Joshua Alva, Dave Mercer, Todd Soles, Ryan Ryan L Griffis & Megan Griffis, Shawn Sutherland, Shannon Marie, Justin Smith & Dora Elizabeth Hutto, & that’s all i could come up with off the cuff right this second, if it bothers you that you’re not on this list, it’s 100% likely you are still welcome to join. Hit me up!

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Anyone on here who knows how to handle a PS4 that’s gone haywire?

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Merry Christmas everybody!

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Saw this car with a sign, “FOR SALE – BY OWNER” …Doesn’t that imply that maybe i could sell off my neighbors ugly car?

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Whenever i hear the words “refried beans” i think of how whoever fried them first must have done an awful job.

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i stayed up all night trying to remember whether i had amnesia or insomnia.

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Exercise your chompers on some good hard food

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Who is this “eastern Tim”???

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You learn something new everyday. Publix has rice milk. i didn’t even know that rice had udders.

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Why do people say Michelin tires are the best?

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“The Economist has calculated that the world is 52 trillion dollars in debt. The world? Who on earth does the whole world owe? Jupiter?!?!” ~That was from me in 2013 i wonder what they’d say that debt was up to now.

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December 11, 2017 at 07:37AM

Why didn’t the Grinch ever run into the real Santa Claus undoing all the work he’d done stealing gifts because Santa was leaving new ones in their empty places?


Hey i just heard they have a cure for dyslexia! That’s music to my arse.

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