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Believe me, he’s gonna be really, really great. You’re not gonna believe how impartial he is. Incredible. The most impartial guy in the world.

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They like to call them “yoga pants” because “Binge Netflix and eat leftovers pants” was too long of a name.

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June 22, 2017 at 08:07AM


If you’re not supposed to talk to strangers, how are you supposed to make friends?

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i accidentally changed my language on fb to swahili & quickly learned again how little i actually know! Ni mbaya sana! Jinsi ya kutisha

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If you’re broke, at least you’re lucky enough to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.

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So weird Augusta has had another earthquake! 3.0 or something small, but still it’s an earthquake… & that’s bizarre

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Went to the air and space museum… There was nothing in there.

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June 18, 2017 at 02:04AM

I’m getting a little tired of typing up the name of a celebrity to read up on them somehow and Google’s pre-chosen searches always include the phrase “________’s Net Worth.” Because people search for that a lot.


June 17, 2017 at 08:47PM

Pop locking is hard to photograph.


Sometimes i wonder if zebras are just horses that escaped from jail.

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Why do you have to turn off notifications for a post like 3 or 4 times?! Aaaargh

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Rumor has it the iPhone 8 is coming out this September. If you wanna know how they’ll be like, just look at any older iPhone, & imagine it costing about $300 more.

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Me: “Oh i think i need a nap.” Her: “No you can’t take a nap because you won’t be able to go to sleep.” …Wait, what?

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i too am one who enjoys a little gif commenting now and again.

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People with “KEEP OUT” signs in their yard grossly overestimate our desire to come visit them.

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So a madman shoots the GOP house majority whip Steve Scalise, [on a baseball field] & it’s been said the shooter “Was not a democrat”… i guess no one wants to be affiliated with cowards who inflict senseless violence on anyone.

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Just wanted to pass along this chain message that i saw today…

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June 13, 2017 at 10:41AM


Why is a carrot more orange than AN ORANGE!?!?

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Why would Puerto Rico want to become a part of the United States?

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So there’s a lawsuit against Warner brothers over the book the conjuring films are based on, because they say it wasn’t based on the book? Hahaha

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