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Questions & answers! Q:Why did the picture go to jail? A: IT WAS FRAMED! Q:What do you call a pile of cats? A: A ME-OWTAIN! Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman? A: YOU PARK, MAN. Q: You heard the rumor going around about butter? A: NEVER MIND, WE SHOULDN’T SPREAD IT. Q: Did you know the 1st “french fries” weren’t cooked in France? A: THEY WERE COOKED IN GREECE. Q: What do vegans wear to go swimming? A: ZUCCHINI!

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PS2 = greatest video game system ever… Just fyi

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i just read the news Martin Shkreli was gonna have to surrender his Wu-Tang album! Cruel & unusual punishment!

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i took piano lessons as a kid. i had already been playing by ear… The teacher made me use my fingers.

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Matt Lauer now too? …Wow

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A friend is typing………. * A friend is typing……… * A friend is typing………. * A friend is typing………. * A friend is typing……… * A friend is typing……… * A friend is typing…….. * A friend is typing……….. * A friend is typing……… * “Hi”

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“Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow” sounds like, scary

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does the name pavlov ring any bells?

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There’s a fine line between numerator & denominator.

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“I’m against North Korea using nuclear weapons, because that is cultural appropriation of the United States, and that-is not okay.”

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Some turkey 🦃 for this turkey! My favorite part is the jive!

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Excuse me but… Cranberry sauce is not a sauce. A sauce is a liquid. But it is amazing how it always has that perfectly round [can] shape.

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“She was only a moonshiners daughter, but i loved her still.” ~Author unknown

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November 18, 2017 at 06:49PM

That moment when you are about to create a thread like “Don’t you hate it when…” and then you decide to look it up on google and find out that it is not in fact something that happens to everyone…


There’s surely some significance to the fact that “Mature” & “Manure” are so close in their spelling.

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i just don’t understand why i have to *prove i am who i am… to pay my bills online. If someone else wants to impersonate me to come along & get on the stupid website & pay my bills… LET THEM!!!

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So… who was the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B?

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You can’t argue my opinion if i say it’s my opinion that Bailey’s Irish Coffee Creamer tastes like Kaopectate.

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i dunno if monday the 13th, or friday the 13th is scarier…

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Pumpkin Spice eyeliner? Have we gone too far?

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Particle physics helped scientists discover there’s some unfounded chamber in the great pyramid of Giza. That’s nothing! i got my pizza order right! And without* help!

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Double negatives are a no-no.

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When you work at the fire hydrant factory you can’t park anywhere near the place.

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Well, well, well… Welcome to stutter class.

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