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Well it’s too bad you’re not here right now, because we could flatten out some of these boxes & try some new sweet breakdance moves

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August 15, 2017 at 11:02AM

Wow does Bombing Science sure everything want me to use 12 oz ever since the site was revamped. I miss PeeGee.


August 13, 2017 at 01:27AM

Little girl at the grocery store singing directly to me from the cart with full eye contact while her mother could care less…

“I went poo poo! I went pee pee! And I stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnk!”
*REPEAT*


Politicians are people who have too little morals and ethics to remain lawyers.

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Anybody need some furniture? Storage units are going up for auction/sale NEXT WEEK~! It’s like Storage wars in Augusta! (Only not really, it’s happening in real life- & not a tv show) http://ift.tt/2wFA7ug

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4 out of 3 people struggle with math

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If i ever get stranded on a dessert island, i’m hoping for cheesecake.

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If my wife finds out i replaced our bed with a trampoline, she’ll hit the roof

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Working in a crematorium is a sure-fire way to urn a living.

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August 02, 2017 at 10:54PM

Attention my fellow music heads. I seem to have, at least for the time being, solved my audio editor problem so I’m back up and running on recording music now (I hope). Of course, I am not operating at 100% physically or mentally so cut me a little slack. Still, I should be open to recording now… Chuck Rock Todd SolesOmar Gorganus RobinsonDave MunozDave MercerBilly S SandersKyree FosterKarell MosesTrav Godbrotha Wright Rich Williamsonand anyone else I forgot… I will begin working on beats tomorrow to test this out.


So if you haven’t yet, be sure to tell Siri [the iPhone assistant, not Tom Cruise’s child] – “i see a little silhouette-oh of a man”

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Strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste half as good as it smells. Just FYI

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Just saw this quote, “If Trump isn’t your president, why do you want to fight in his military?” …Wow

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i heard that Phelps didn’t swim faster than the shark. i bet that’s because the shark wasn’t in the same swim lane as him.

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Hooo boy do i need me some cold coffee today! Lunch!

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So was it always “LOONEY TUNES”, was it never “LOONEY TOONS”?🐰

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Million dollar idea: Make a tv show about police solving murders, rescuing kids from abductions, investigating crime scenes, & just in general going around doing good deeds to uphold the law, & protect everyone from criminal bad guys! What should we name this though?

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July 17, 2017 at 12:11AM

Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder is the best song MF Doom never produced.


Next time you order pizza, wear the same uniform as the delivery guy, & be holding a pizza when he arrives at your door, demanding that he ordered from you, & he’s got to pay!

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July 14, 2017 at 09:44AM

Speaking from a time machine, Richard Nixon repeated an older public proclaimation, stating: “You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. I’m innocent. You’ve got to believe I’m innocent. If you don’t, take my job.” He winked in recognition, then hopped back into the machine, alive with blinking lights, buzzing whirrs and smoke, moments before vanishing in a rainbow to the sky.


July 11, 2017 at 10:50PM

Say what you will, but it’s high time we recognize the true and deep kakistocracy our country has embraced.


Why so many ads for hospitals? Like i’d go someplace else with a health problem? “Ouch! Broke my arm! Let’s go to Lowes!”

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So i picked up this anti-gloating cream at walgreens… now i gotta rub it in.

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i just read online Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner signed a deal with Marvel, gonna be a superhero! In the newest “Ex-men” movie.

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