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February 02, 2018 at 08:59PM

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“Today feels like January 75th.” -Bre

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i told my doctor i couldn’t stop singing the bee gees… he told me, “Saturday night fever.”

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Aw man… be sure right now, you always tell the folks you love – that you love ’em! You never know when your last chance might be. i feel very fortunate that my band boys youth@risk got to work with “El Guapo” [Chris Anderson] for our show at sky city… Always funny to me, & ready to help any chance he got, rest in peace Guapo. May we meet again.

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So shocked at the untimely passing of Chris Anderson… my heart goes out to the family.

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If you are an accountant, and your name is Clifford… and you haven’t named your business “Fiscal Cliff”… i don’t know what i can do for you.

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When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?

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Getting pretty tired of this PS4 system not working like it ought to.

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What if i find myself triggered by the trigger warning?

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January 17, 2018 at 08:51AM

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.


January 12, 2018 at 07:20PM

Does the Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority have any other names?


maybe a good new year resolution for me would be to actually finish someth

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Hi everyone. My name’s Chuck, & much to my chagrin, well… i’m a music snob.

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Just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i’ll let ya’ll know what happens.

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Instead of going to starbucks, what about making your own bad tasting coffee, then you write your own name on the cup wrong & yell out your name incorrectly? And what if you just light a $10 bill on fire?

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Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

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Had a strange moment with the young lady at the coffee drive through.

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uh oh i’m hearing about possible snow flurries! Better go buy ALL THE MILK AND THE BREAD!!!

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Dunno what your new year plans are, but i wanna go to the lake & light up the night with fireworks! We’ll have a blast! Consider this a personal invitation Alex Andrews& Bar Andrews, Adam Gregory Simpson, Jack Frost & Joy, Joshua Alva, Dave Mercer, Todd Soles, Ryan Ryan L Griffis & Megan Griffis, Shawn Sutherland, Shannon Marie, Justin Smith & Dora Elizabeth Hutto, & that’s all i could come up with off the cuff right this second, if it bothers you that you’re not on this list, it’s 100% likely you are still welcome to join. Hit me up!

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Anyone on here who knows how to handle a PS4 that’s gone haywire?

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Merry Christmas everybody!

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Saw this car with a sign, “FOR SALE – BY OWNER” …Doesn’t that imply that maybe i could sell off my neighbors ugly car?

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Whenever i hear the words “refried beans” i think of how whoever fried them first must have done an awful job.

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